Negatorium

Now with Lyrics…

Lazy Sunday
Wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’
Hello
What up, Parnes?
Yo Samberg, what’s cracking?
You thinking what I’m thinking?
NARNIA! Man, it’s happening.
But first my hunger pangs are stickin’ like duct tape
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on with some cup-cakes
No doubt that bakery’s got all the bomb frostings
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loved Gosling

Two!
No, six!
No, twelve!
BAKER’S DOZEN!
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
Yo where’s the movie playin’?
Upper West Side, dude
Well let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route
I prefer MapQuest
That’s a good one, too
Google Maps is the best
True dat. DOUBLE TRUE!
68th and Broadway
Step on it, sucka
Whatcha wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHER-*******

It’s the Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.
We love that Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.
Pass the Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.

Yo, stop
At that deli
The theater’s overpriced
You got that backpack
Gonna pack it up nice
Don’t want security to get suspicious
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious
I reach in my pocket
Pull out some dough
Girl acting like she never seen a 10 befo’
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby
Throw the snacks in a bag
And I’m ghost like Swayze!

Roll up to the theater
Ticket-buying what we’re handling
You can call us Aaron Burr
From the way we’re dropping Hamiltons
Parked in our seats
Movie trivia’s the illest
What Friends alumn star
Did films with Bruce Willis?

We answered so fast it was scary
Everyone stand up when we scream “Matthew Perry”

Now quiet in the theater room or it’s about to get tragic
We’re about to get taken to a dreamworld of magic

It’s the Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.
We love that Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia.